Boy if you don’t learn anything else from these two posts, you ought to learn just how dumb drinking makes you.  This one is from Fairbanks Alaska, and I quote again:

A motorist confronted by a state trooper said he was stunned when the officer told him the car had been stolen.   Charles J. Schultz explained that he was driving his Chevy Cavalier and everything was fine. That’s when the trooper informed Schultz that he was actually behind the wheel of a Ford Escort.   Police charged Schultz with auto theft, felony driving under the influence and misdemeanor drugs misconduct.  Police said the 27-year-old had a blood-alcohol content of .166, more than twice the legal limit.

It all started when Fairbanks police received a report shortly after midnight Friday that a Ford Escort had been stolen from the parking lot of a gentle men’s club. An officer spotted the stolen Ford two hours later — with Schultz driving.   Schultz swore he had no memory of taking the wrong vehicle outside the club, according to a criminal complaint.

Pretty bad when you steel a Ford Escort and have no memory of it especially when he thought he was driving a Chevy Cavalier.  Yes I would say that drinking makes you stupid for sure.