Hugh Jackman has been crowned this years sexiest man alive.  He sure ain’t too bad if you ask me.  I just think he needs a shave and he’ll be even better to look at.  I know how those stubble’s feel on a woman’s face and they don’t feel a bit sexy.  They hurt.  Anyway, he’s got the kind of eyes that are pleasing to look at.  They’re gentle, ya know.  At least it wasn’t Brad or George again.