This is the funniest thing I have heard about in a long time. The funny part is it’s about a Pit Bull and no one got bit. What happened was this guy was washing his car at a car wash. His dog was in the car while he was washing it. Well this 70 pound Pit Bull jumps up on the dash board and somehow puts the car in reverse. The car backed out of the car wash bay, continued onto a highway and then looped around before coming to a stop at an automated car wash lane.
Pryor police officer Brent Crittenden said the vehicle was impounded because its owner was unable to provide proof of insurance. At least the dog was registered with the city so the owner was allowed to walk the pooch home. Not isn’t that about the funniest thing you’ve heard in a long time? No insurance but the dog was registered, what a moron. It would have been better if he had insurance and the dog wasn’t registered probably.
My husband has been hinting and hinting that he wants an LCD TV for Christmas. Little does he know but I already have one for him. He’ll never find it either. I hid it really well at my friends house. He doesn’t even like her so I know he’ll never go over there and see it.
The best part about it is I keep saying things like “Are you serious? As tight as money is right now and you want a new TV. What’s wrong with the one we have?” He’ll never think I would get him one. I can’t wait to see his face when I give it to him. He’s going to owe me big time.
My husband has a 30 foot cabin cruiser he takes out deep sea fishing. For our anniversary, I got him a cell phone repeater to help boost his cell phone signal when he’s out on his boat. If he goes out very far off the coast, his cell phone won’t work but with this, he can keep a signal a lot farther out. I just feel a lot safer knowing I can reach him if I need him or if he’s out a little longer than I expected.
You know, the sexy lingerie may not be enough to celebrate our anniversary. We have been together for a lot of years. I think I’ll find a bed and breakfast where we can spend the weekend together, just the two of us. I want one in the mountains, with a fireplace in the room and we can light a fire, and just enjoy each other all we want without someone knocking on the door wanting to know if they can come in. You know what I mean? Even though the kids are mostly grown, there’s still someone stopping by every time I turn around which is wonderful, but not when you want to be alone with your mate.
Our anniversary is in a couple weeks. I thought I might surprise my husband with some sexy lingerie. I used to have a pretty good selection of it when we were first married but having kids and packing a few pounds on sort of makes you not want to wear things like that anymore. But you know what? My husband told me the other day that I am still as sexy as I was the day we got married to him and that’s all that matters, isn’t it? I sure got lucky when I found him.
