I said I needed a break, right? Well I know what I want for Christmas. I want the Las Vegas Strip. You heard me right. I want to get away to Las Vegas and kick up my heals, maybe win a little money and just let my hair down. That sounds like a great Christmas present to me. Just the getting away part of it alone sounds heavenly. Not to mention all the lights, the shows, and everything else that goes along with being in Las Vegas.
One of my favorite gifts to give some of my off colored friends are funny t-shirts. You understand what I mean by ‘off colored friends’ don’t you? You know the ones that like to wear t-shirts that say things like ‘My drinking team has a bowling problem’ and other things like that. I love this site because I can find funny t-shirts to fit any one’s sense of humor, good or bad. Heck, I’ve got half of my Christmas shopping done now.
It seems like every time I turn around, I need more computer memory. Where in the world is it all going? I think I just added some about six months ago and now I need more. It might have something to do with the fact that my grand kids keep putting their games on my computer. Well they have to have something to occupy their time when it’s raining or too cold to go outside. Maybe I need to just get them a computer of their own for when they come over. That’s a thought too.
This is the funniest thing I have heard about in a long time. The funny part is it’s about a Pit Bull and no one got bit. What happened was this guy was washing his car at a car wash. His dog was in the car while he was washing it. Well this 70 pound Pit Bull jumps up on the dash board and somehow puts the car in reverse. The car backed out of the car wash bay, continued onto a highway and then looped around before coming to a stop at an automated car wash lane.
Pryor police officer Brent Crittenden said the vehicle was impounded because its owner was unable to provide proof of insurance. At least the dog was registered with the city so the owner was allowed to walk the pooch home. Not isn’t that about the funniest thing you’ve heard in a long time? No insurance but the dog was registered, what a moron. It would have been better if he had insurance and the dog wasn’t registered probably.
My husband has been hinting and hinting that he wants an LCD TV for Christmas. Little does he know but I already have one for him. He’ll never find it either. I hid it really well at my friends house. He doesn’t even like her so I know he’ll never go over there and see it.
The best part about it is I keep saying things like “Are you serious? As tight as money is right now and you want a new TV. What’s wrong with the one we have?” He’ll never think I would get him one. I can’t wait to see his face when I give it to him. He’s going to owe me big time.
