Boy if you don’t learn anything else from these two posts, you ought to learn just how dumb drinking makes you. This one is from Fairbanks Alaska, and I quote again:
A motorist confronted by a state trooper said he was stunned when the officer told him the car had been stolen. Charles J. Schultz explained that he was driving his Chevy Cavalier and everything was fine. That’s when the trooper informed Schultz that he was actually behind the wheel of a Ford Escort. Police charged Schultz with auto theft, felony driving under the influence and misdemeanor drugs misconduct. Police said the 27-year-old had a blood-alcohol content of .166, more than twice the legal limit.
It all started when Fairbanks police received a report shortly after midnight Friday that a Ford Escort had been stolen from the parking lot of a gentle men’s club. An officer spotted the stolen Ford two hours later — with Schultz driving. Schultz swore he had no memory of taking the wrong vehicle outside the club, according to a criminal complaint.
Pretty bad when you steel a Ford Escort and have no memory of it especially when he thought he was driving a Chevy Cavalier. Yes I would say that drinking makes you stupid for sure.
I said I needed a break, right? Well I know what I want for Christmas. I want the Las Vegas Strip. You heard me right. I want to get away to Las Vegas and kick up my heals, maybe win a little money and just let my hair down. That sounds like a great Christmas present to me. Just the getting away part of it alone sounds heavenly. Not to mention all the lights, the shows, and everything else that goes along with being in Las Vegas.
Check this story out from Lancaster Pennsylvania, and I quote:
Police say a central Pennsylvania man was arrested on drunken driving charges twice in less than six hours. The man’s first arrest came just before 11 a.m. Sunday after police said his car hit the back of a stopped vehicle in Manheim Township, Lancaster County. The man was arrested for suspected DUI. After he was processed, he was released to his girlfriend.
The man was arrested again just before 4 p.m. after police said a second accident happened after he turned left in front of another vehicle. The 50-year-old was arraigned by a magisterial district judge after the second crash. Police said he was sent to Lancaster County Prison. There were no serious injuries in either crash.
Can you say DUH-HUH? This person obviously has a serious drinking problem. I hope he stays in prison long enough to get totally dried out and can understand the severity of his problem. He could have killed someone or even himself but usually people like him only hurt others. I’m glad he’s where he is.
This is the funniest thing I have heard about in a long time. The funny part is it’s about a Pit Bull and no one got bit. What happened was this guy was washing his car at a car wash. His dog was in the car while he was washing it. Well this 70 pound Pit Bull jumps up on the dash board and somehow puts the car in reverse. The car backed out of the car wash bay, continued onto a highway and then looped around before coming to a stop at an automated car wash lane.
Pryor police officer Brent Crittenden said the vehicle was impounded because its owner was unable to provide proof of insurance. At least the dog was registered with the city so the owner was allowed to walk the pooch home. Not isn’t that about the funniest thing you’ve heard in a long time? No insurance but the dog was registered, what a moron. It would have been better if he had insurance and the dog wasn’t registered probably.
My husband has a 30 foot cabin cruiser he takes out deep sea fishing. For our anniversary, I got him a cell phone repeater to help boost his cell phone signal when he’s out on his boat. If he goes out very far off the coast, his cell phone won’t work but with this, he can keep a signal a lot farther out. I just feel a lot safer knowing I can reach him if I need him or if he’s out a little longer than I expected.
