Check this story out from Lancaster Pennsylvania, and I quote:

Police say a central Pennsylvania man was arrested on drunken driving charges twice in less than six hours. The man’s first arrest came just before 11 a.m. Sunday after police said his car hit the back of a stopped vehicle in Manheim Township, Lancaster County.  The man was arrested for suspected DUI. After he was processed, he was released to his girlfriend.

The man was arrested again just before 4 p.m. after police said a second accident happened after he turned left in front of another vehicle.  The 50-year-old was arraigned by a magisterial district judge after the second crash. Police said he was sent to Lancaster County Prison.  There were no serious injuries in either crash.

Can you say DUH-HUH?  This person obviously has a serious drinking problem.  I hope he stays in prison long enough to get totally dried out and can understand the severity of his problem.  He could have killed someone or even himself but usually people like him only hurt others.  I’m glad he’s where he is.

This is the funniest thing I have heard about in a long time.  The funny part is it’s about a Pit Bull and no one got bit.  What happened was this guy was washing his car at a car wash.  His dog was in the car while he was washing it.  Well this 70 pound Pit Bull jumps up on the dash board and somehow puts the car in reverse. The car backed out of the car wash bay, continued onto a highway and then looped around before coming to a stop at an automated car wash lane.

Pryor police officer Brent Crittenden said the vehicle was impounded because its owner was unable to provide proof of insurance.  At least the dog was registered with the city so the owner was allowed to walk the pooch home.  Not isn’t that about the funniest thing you’ve heard in a long time?  No insurance but the dog was registered, what a moron.  It would have been better if he had insurance and the dog wasn’t registered probably.

My husband has a 30 foot cabin cruiser he takes out deep sea fishing.  For our anniversary, I got him a cell phone repeater to help boost his cell phone signal when he’s out on his boat.  If he goes out very far off the coast, his cell phone won’t work but with this, he can keep a signal a lot farther out.  I just feel a lot safer knowing I can reach him if I need him or if he’s out a little longer than I expected.

You know, the sexy lingerie may not be enough to celebrate our anniversary.  We have been together for a lot of years.  I think I’ll find a bed and breakfast where we can spend the weekend together, just the two of us.  I want one in the mountains, with a fireplace in the room and we can light a fire, and just enjoy each other all we want without someone knocking on the door wanting to know if they can come in.  You know what I mean?  Even though the kids are mostly grown, there’s still someone stopping by every time I turn around which is wonderful, but not when you want to be alone with your mate.

In Ontario Canada, the police pulled over a car because the driver was rather ‘tiny’.  That’s when they discovered a 9 year old little girl behind the wheel.  It seems her mother had been drinking and told her daughter to drive them home. You have to have a license to drive but not one to be a parent.  Maybe they should consider changing those around, ya think?

The story from msnbc.msn read: An Ontario woman was charged with a traffic violation after having her 9-year-old daughter drive her home following a night of drinking.

“The woman was concerned that she was unable to drive having consumed some alcohol at a social function,” police said Thursday. The child was driving the car slowly along country roads in southeastern Ontario on Oct. 12 when police noticed how tiny she was and pulled her over, police said.